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scottthepilgrim:

actionables:

The mating calls of a teenage white boy

what the FUCK

18 seconds ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 7,558 notes

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

57 seconds ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 452,464 notes
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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

1 minute ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 154,831 notes

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

2 minutes ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 143,407 notes

"I think that we should get an actual goat on an actual trampoline and see how that works. Do you think the dynamics will be the same?"

2 minutes ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 4,280 notes

mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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this has too many notes to be safe

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 450,849 notes

prettiestalpha:

Lazurus Rising.                                                                 

I just love this episode, so many beautiful screencaps from it.

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 29,204 notes

asklawliet:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

(is it a board game) (like monopoly) (thank god they still have monopoly)

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 320,307 notes

the-super-scout:

sarcasticlittle-shit:

cheyenne163264:

jalmotaesseo:

riverismyspiritanimal:

it’s too early for this shit

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

Stop

This is cool: )

FUCK NO

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 181,153 notes

Can we have a final message for the Marvel fans out there that are so supportive and dedicated? (x)

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 3,628 notes

doodlesaresketcheswithnoodles:

Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye

I’m sorry I’m not sorry

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 49,631 notes

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1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 11,433 notes
hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 416,566 notes
1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 114,782 notes